The Roll of Honour

Everyone likes a good old race... So here we have it, our Gravy Train Roll of Honour. Our judges will award points for our passengers based on how well they have used their positions and connections to their own personal advantage at the expense of everyone else.

The Roll of Honour

1. The Points
   Points are scored as follows:
   
   1 point for every R100 000 squandered on unnecessary flights, hotel stays and holidays our passengers get the taxpayers to fork out for. They get a bonus point for every wife, friend, family member, mistress, bodyguard or sangoma they manage to bring along.
   
   1 point for every R1 million spent on any new house that gets built for them or any costs to furnish that house.
   
   1 point for every flashy new car bought for them.
   
   Bonus points are awarded for wiggling out of investigations or generally avoiding being held accountable.
   
   All points are lost if they are found guilty and sent to jail.
   
   Bonus points are awarded for getting out of jail early.