We were extremely impressed today to see Mr. Shiceka on the front page of the Sunday Times for the second week in a row! And all this while Mr. Shiceka has been recovering in our medical carriage. This remarkable performance has even impressed Bheki Cele who has resolved to work much harder in the face of this unexpected competition.
Therefore in celebration and as a reward to Mr. Shiceka, he will be the first to have his score calculated and added to our Roll of Honour.
Trip to Switzerland to visit girlfriend (4 points)
plus: 1 point for assistant
plus: BONUS point because girlfriend was in jail for drug smuggling!
Stays at One&Only in Cape Town (7 points)
plus: 1 point for staff
plus: 1 point for Sangoma
Flights in SA (2 points)
plus: 1 point for giving all the family a go as well
Spending his full allowance of two luxury cars (2 points)
Living like an emperor amongst the poverty of Ingquza Hill (5 points for sheer audacity!)
Being on sick leave for over a month, blaming his absence on having too much work, expecting someone else to cover for him and giving no indication of when he will see fit to return to work (5 points for arrogance!)
Claiming to have a master's degree in political economy when he didn't (2 points for the cheek)
Allowing his girlfriend to use a government vehicle for shopping (1 point)
Throwing a birthday party for his mum and getting us to pay (1 point)
Failing to investigate irregular financial transactions amounting to R1,8m in his department (all from his office) (2 points)
Out judging panel all agree: that is a strong effort from Mr. Shiceka. He certainly sets the pace. A massive 34 points sets a very tough level for our fellow passengers to aim for. No doubt we have some strong contenders and they will be inspired by Mr. Shiceka's performance so watch this space.
Watch this space as we will put more of our passengers through their paces in the coming days and weeks.
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