Welcome to the Gravy Train! I am the conductor and I'm pleased to see you. No tickets? No problem, that's a mere technicality that can be sorted out later (wink wink).
The train's getting a little crowded - it's seems everyone's partial to this particular form of public transport nowadays - it's the only one that works!
Please let me introduce you to our fellow passengers...
The train's getting a little crowded - it's seems everyone's partial to this particular form of public transport nowadays - it's the only one that works!
Please let me introduce you to our fellow passengers...
